Heard during opening ceremonies at Shibaricon as told by Graydancer (as best as I can recall anyway):

Question: How many riggers does it take to do a rope suspension?

Answer: 100 – one to do the tie  and ninety nine to say, “I can do that, but it isn’t shibari”

(Sadly there is a bit of truth to this joke as my next post shall soon reveal. In the meantime.. have a fabulous weekend all!)