Ahhh spring, glorious spring has finally sprung, after a really long cold winter in the Hudson Valley! The world is coming alive again and it is a time for renewed hope and energy, not to mention a boost in most people’s libidos! I don’t know about any of you but I almost always get hornier during “rutting season” and more sensually sadistic to my wonderful slaves and clients. 😉
It seems that the economy is also slowly recovering after a frighteningly sluggish period. I still see tons of signs advertising “economic stimulus sales” to help you get more “bang for your buck”!
So I thought that it might be a good time for me to run a bit of an “Erotic Stimulus sale” of my own and give each and every person reading my blog some $100.00 bills! But just like Uncle Sam’s deal, there are a few restrictions.
The Fine Print:
- To redeem, you must book and pay the remaining balance on a full priced 2 hour live session during the months of April and May. The more sessions you book .. the more $100.00 discounts you will get!
- Each session must be booked via email at least 3 days in advance (no last minute calls) and you must state at the time of booking that you saw the ad for the “Spring Sale” to get the credit.
- Also, this discount does not apply to medical scenes that use supplies that require restocking. If unsure just ask me.
Easy right?? So come on, drop me an email and let’s have some fun!
